We have been going to quite a few house warming parties lately and there have been a few times where I have been completely stuck as to what to get for a gift! So I thought I would brainstorm some great house warming present ideas on here. Skip to the end of the story if you want to see a few pics from our own 70s-themed housewarming party in tribute to the era The Crap Shack was built.
DOG COLLAR BOTTLE OPENER
IDEAL FOR: The friend with a dog who loves to kick back with a few beers (the friend, not the dog).
We went to a party last night and friends of ours, Jess and Jonesy (who shamefully I still owe a housewarming gift) brought their puppies along. One of them (the dog, not Jess or Jonesy) was proudly wearing a metal tag on his collar. I realised that it was a beer bottle opener when Mr Nerd called the dog over and used him to open his beer (the dog looked quite proud. I think dogs like to feel useful). I thought this was such an awesome idea. You can get these through Bark4Beer or you can get tag-style ones that have your dog’s name and phone number stamped on them through the Etsy store poptag for $16 a pop (get it? :D ) If your friend has one of those dogs that runs away when it's called, this present might be more upsetting than pleasing.
BULK BOX OF MI GORENG
As a struggling uni student, I lived on Mi Goreng, as did many of my fellow wannabe writers. Thirty cents a packet? Bargain! MSG and sodium in a tidy packet with flavor sachets. As many of us know, Mi Goreng is THE staple food of the students, the penniless and many a first home owner who can’t afford to buy real food. I’ve given a big box of Mi Goreng as a gag house warming gift a couple of times, beautifully wrapped of course with lovely ribbons spilling over the sides. Include a card. “Dear Carl, congratulations on your first home! Welcome to home ownership and mortgage repayments. Get used to eating this stuff.” You can get bulk boxes of Mi Goreng from Spud Shed and Asian food stores for around $8 to $15.
THE LEMON TREE WITH CORONAS
IDEAL FOR: The cruisy friend who likes to kick back on their veranda with an icy Corona (and now has a veranda to kick back on with an icy Corona).
I can’t take credit for this cute housewarming gift idea – I came across it while procrastinating on Pinterest one day from the lovely entertaining blog Après Fête. We all know you can’t drink a Corona without a wedge of lemon or lime – so why not give a carton of Coronas with a little citrus tree to go with it? Even if your friend doesn’t have a garden, citrus is known to do really well in large pots so they're great for a balcony, and most garden centres these days also sell mini fruit tree varieties.
A GORGEOUS CUTLERY SET
IDEAL FOR: A special present the giftee can keep for years and years.
One of the best gifts we ever received was when we first moved into The Crap Shack . It was from Mr Nerd’s sister, who gave us a beautiful set of Laguiole cutlery made in France. At a time when we were still using a hand-me-down pine coffee table from a family friend and making do with foldable camping chairs until we got a real dining set, it was the fanciest thing we own! (and possibly still is). Initially meant for “special occasions only” the cutlery was so nice to use we soon ended up using it every day – it makes eating even a bowl of stew on the couch feel a little fancy. If you are after a really nice gift for someone, this cutlery is perfect. Just make sure you get the real deal. There are a lot of imitation Laguiole sets out there. Try Everten or eBay.
If you are after a more low-cost cutlery alternative, I also own this Mix & Match Cutlery Set from Corner Store and love it. How cute is it? I love mismatching dining settings and it’s so colourful and cheerful! You just cannot eat from a quirky spoon covered in pictures of strawberries and be sad. And it would be perfect for throwing a Mad Hatter’s tea party. You can buy the cutlery set for $39.95 from Corner Store (they have a terrific online store too).
A CUTE HOUSE PORTRAIT
IDEAL FOR: The family member who has bought their dream house.
You might be clever enough to draw a house portrait yourself. Or you can utilise your best Facebook or realestate.com stalking skills instead to obtain a photo of your friend's new abode before checking out the virtual home decorating wonderland that is Etsy, where you will find heaps of talented artists can make you a gorgeous customised picture for a gift that will be kept forever, even if they move house.
TAKEAWAY MENU FOLDER
IDEAL FOR: When you are a struggling student, dirt poor, or subsisting on Mi Goreng, and can’t afford an expensive present.
I remember copping a bit of flak at a house party once when friends realised that my takeaway menu folder was categorised into sections like Japanese, Chinese, Fish & Chips, Italian, Burgers, Non-Italian Pizza. But can I just tell you how easy having a categorised takeaway folder makes things when you’re getting takeaway? Pick up a folder and tabs from Officeworks.
CATH KIDSTON RECIPE BOOK
IDEAL FOR: The friend who loves to cook.
Okay, so it would be a little too girly for a guy friend. But for your girlfriends - how cute is this Cath Kidston Recipe Book? I have this and love it. I got it when I made a New Year’s resolution to try at least one new recipe a week (one of the only New Year’s resolutions I’ve actually kept). It has tabbed sections for all organising different kinds of recipes, cooking conversions and folders for magazine tear-outs. The only thing is that if you want to file pages torn from magazines you need a triple hole punch rather than a standard double punch. My book was $30 from a gift shop but you can order it online for cheaper through places like Bookworld and get free postage to boot.
HANDMADE DUMMY’S RECIPE BOOK
IDEAL FOR: The young person who’s moved out of home for the first time and still impresses all with their ability to burn water.
I am all the smug cook now, but I barely touched a wooden spoon until I moved out of home (my mother hated me even being present in her kitchen). I soon realised that my lone signature recipe for a nasty spag bol just wasn’t cutting the mustard on a thrice-weekly basis. I needed this housewarming present more than anyone. When my youngest sister moves out of home I am going to make her a recipe book with all the really easy, cheap yet surprisingly tasty recipes I have learned since moving out of home (potatoes, beans and lentils will be staple ingredients). You can make this personal by getting everyone in your family to contribute a basic recipe. Like “Maya’s Easy Beans and Chorizo Sausage” or “Mi Goreng”. It will have basic recipe instructions like the below.
Pour in Mi Goreng.
Drain after two minutes.
Add flavor sachets and eat.
Bloat up from sodium overload and panic when you realise your ring is now cutting off all circulation to your finger.
HERBS IN A POT
IDEAL FOR: Just about anyone who cooks. Because cooking with fresh ingredients is always so nice and you can pretend you look like Nigella Lawson while doing so.
Even if your friend only has a balcony or a windowsill, that's all you need for a pot of herbs! Great herbs that are hardy and will last most of the year are oregano, thyme, perennial basil, and chives.
MR CUP COASTERS
IDEAL FOR: A handcrafted, rustic present for the friend who likes the things in their home to be a little special.
My friend Cat introduced me to the work of Mr Cup – aka Fabien Barral, the lovable designer behind the sweet blog Graphic Exchange, who travels and works between Thailand, Bali and his native France. I love his personal style and his work - and his hand crafted Suar Wood Coasters, made in Bali, would look pretty damn good on my coffee table! You can order them online (for me, if you like) for 25 euros.
What about you guys, ever given a housewarming gift that was a success? Maya x